Ladies and Gentlemen, I present your monthly media morsel for May (June 16th you say? I know not what you mean). This is the first installment of our biopic series. Each video will enable you to get to know a member of the band or an equally important member of "the crew" in ways you never thought possible.

In this biopic, we bring you Rock n' Roll Christmas Store. In addition to shattering Pants Pants Pants show attendance records, and constantly letting us sucker her into working our merch table, Rock n' Roll lends her voice on Squeeze It, and has led countless Human Machines dance parties. Needless to say, she is an invaluable member of Team Pants. This biopic should make clear why she was the obvious choice as dance party leader:

It has been quite a while since our last music video. Well, the wait is finally over my friends. When you see the complicated special effects that went into the making of this video, along with the complicated and Orwellian story line, you'll understand why it took so long.

This video marks a new direction for the band. You'll notice much more overt social and political commentary, as well as more stark imagery that reflects the serious issues that we face as a nation in these trying times. The era of making silly videos is over; this time we're making a statement. Feel free to discuss the serious issues this video brings to light in the comments.

Special thanks to Uni for "appearing" in the video as well.





It made it on YOUTUBE!