It's time to break the Feats of Meat stranglehold on this site with an actual Pants Pants Pants update!

Tomorrow, at the House of Shields, we're going to throw down. We've got John Staedler coming into town to play, we've got multiple friends' birthdays to celebrate, and we've got the Patented Pants Pants Pants Party Set all ready to go. We may even have a surprise or two in store for you.

Please come out tomorrow, it will be lots o' fun. It also may be our last show for a bit as we recede back into our laboratories to craft songs for a new album we'll hopefully be recording in the coming months.

The show starts at nine, and apparently must be done by midnight (although you're going to stay and party), and it's a weekend show! Finally. We'd love to see all of your smiling faces there.

PANTS PARTY!