Wim Delvoye creates some pretty mind blowing and disturbing art. This Neatorama post details his work including a poop machine, tattooing pigs, and a bunch of other poop related works.

You'll also notice something in that post that is of much more interest to Feats of Meat: COLD CUT FLOOR!



The visual beauty of the italian sub is highly underrated, and I think these "floor tiles" illustrate why. Just look at that beautiful color! Feats of Meat readers, I expect all of you to spend the weekend ripping up your carpet to see if there is deli meat underneath.



Now there are reports out there that these tiles are not actually meat, but in fact printed on aluminum. This would be a sad fact, but it leaves the door open for one of you out there to make yourself the first ever genuine meat floor. I mean, unless you don't want to greatly increase the value of your home.

If you don't install a meat floor in your home you obviously hate money and thus hate America. Your penance will be to create an American flag out of cold cuts.